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6/9/09 06:57 pm - An Ode to Tinned Meat

The carcass carved of all the best,
What will become of the rest?
Bone and sinew, eye and brain,
That is all that does remain.
Fear not foul offal, dispel your woe,
There is a place for you to go!
The canning factory awaits,
To grind and mince and boil and grate.
Then those too poor to buy a chop,
Will choose you in the weekly shop.
A quick meal, an easy tea,
You’ll satisfy the hungry.
Thirty percent beef, the can will state,
But who will notice on the plate?
They’ll wonder at this tasty treat,
Of instant mash and mystery meat!




Just some daftness that rolled into my head, it woulda rolled out again too but I couldn't let the line, 'Fear not foul offal, dispel your woe,' vanish into oblivion, it was too good not to write down! XD"
And just for the record I love tinned meat and wrote this while I was heating my tinned mince n onions! Yum! X3
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1/26/09 01:31 pm - Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Chinese-New-Year-Wallpaper

Happy Chinese New Year!

(I hope the kanji for 'Happy New Year' are correct here.)

It's the year of the Ox fyi.
the 'rats' which look suspiciously like a certain couple of gerbils I know, XD" are giving way from the year of the rat to the year of the ox.

This was a hastily made illo for the new year challenged by my frined Ame to do something with only 2 days to do it *since the new year crept up on us!* XD"

Sketched in pencil, coloured in Painter, made into a wallie in PS.
I haven't done any digital painting for over a year and couldn't spend much time on this so it's real rough but hope you like.
Feel free to download it and use it as a wallie! X3

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Today also happens to be the 2nd anniversary for Tao and Zen coming to live with me! X3
I bought them treats and made them a card and they bought me a cake tin! XD
They know what I wanted. X3
Here's the design of thier card:

Tao-and-Zen---Yin-Yang-V2

This morning when I peeped into thier house to say good moring to them they both sprang energetically out the door to greet me!
Usually they lay in the doorway looking sleepy and tell me to go away cos they dun wanna get up yet. So today they obviously thought they'd better make an effort for our anniversary.
Or... they could tell they were getting treats! XD

12/24/08 08:23 pm - Seasons Greetings!

merry-xmas

As everyone well knows Polarbears and Penguins live at opposite sides of the world and can never meet.
but obviously in this modern age, sometimes a polarbear will strike up a friendship with a penguin via the internet.
And sometimes, on special holidays like xmas maybe they will want to visit each other.

William the polarbear has caught the Ice-flow Express to the Antarctic to exchange gifts with his good friends Wilfred, Rodney and Thomas the penguins! X3

Happy Holidays to all!
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12/14/08 01:03 pm - Rufus comes 6th!

Much to my surprise and delight, Rufus the troll, came 6th in the Etsy best toy contest!
Out of 60 entries I was really amazed he was so high up!
It seems voting was pretty close too, so he wasn't far behind the winner in votes!
Congrats Rufus! \ ^_^ /
And thanks to anyone who voted for him! ^^

Rufus-6th-place

12/9/08 11:22 am - Vote for Rufus!

Well today I had a great surprise Rufus the troll, a mouth puppet thats for sale in my Etsy store has been nominated for 'Holiday 2008: Choose Your Favorite Toy!' contest!

rufus1

He's one of 60 toys you can vote for, so please go here and vote for him, or whichever is your favorite toy!

Out of the millions of amazing toys that must be on Etsy, I'm really proud of Rufus for making it into this contest! ^^

8/18/08 08:51 pm - Video-spam - the Gerbilympics!

So, Gekka_no_neko demanded pic-spam posts, well I've shirked the responsibility and made Tao and Zen do one instead, at first they were miffed, but then they decided to pull out all the stops and do a video spam post!
And it's themed... thier very own Olympics, the Gerbilympics in fact! XD

So if you haven't already seen thier post on your friends page, go here and see the spectacle!


http://zen-tao.livejournal.com/

8/13/08 07:29 pm - Featured!

One of my toys (Arthur The Magic Dragon) got featured in a treasury list on Etsy!
*which is a cool thing to happen fyi*

You can see it here, for the next 3 days... http://www.etsy.com/treasury_list.php?room_id=959

...if it works for you, it dun work for me, but Ame screencapped it for me so it's all good! \ ^_^ /
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7/16/08 07:49 pm - Hot Guy Meme

I got tagged by Imee! \ ^_^ /

The Rules:
1. Pick a hot guy...take a moment to think.
2. Is this really the guy you want?
3. Pick his top 10 hottest, cutest, most irresistible pictures.
4. Tag 5 other users:


My hot guy is Akihito Okano from Porno Graffitti! )
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7/3/08 09:15 pm - Happy Birthday Gackt-san!



Ah just when I think I'm drifting away, I find I still love him as much as I always did.
It's comforting to know he's always there X3

6/16/08 06:42 pm - Return of the Swifts

When the storm is rising and strong winds blow,
The fly fearless before the gathering clouds,
Dark apparitions
of beauty.

6/16/08 06:39 pm - Haiku

Blue sky, baking sun.
Two pidgeons stand forlornly,
In a dried up puddle.

4/9/08 02:43 pm - Green!

I contributed a Ninja Tom story to a charity comic called Green at the start of the year, and now it's avaliable!
Please go buy a copy, all profits go to saving the planet and you get an awesome comic with awesome stories in it! So it's win win really!

http://www.myspace.com/doyouwanttokissitbetter

3/26/08 07:11 pm - Youtube ate my brain!

My friend Joakim kindly made this awesome promo video for my art!




I never heard or saw a video to promote art before so maybe it can start a trend! XD
Anyways, please post it anywhere you like, and help show me off ne! XD
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1/22/08 03:22 pm - The Stoat

A squirrel led me down the muddy hill and to the picnic site, he didn’t stay for lunch but vanished through the hedgerow.
I was pleased by his company on the walk down none the less.
If I had seen only him, it would have been a good walk, but it seemed today would be a busy day for walking with the animals.

I only intended to go for a short walk, a quick picnic and back to work, but that plan was quickly dismissed.

I saw him first as a flurry of brown by the concrete outfall, I thought it was a small bird and raised my binoculars for a better look.
I couldn’t see a bird, or anything, but then I saw movement, rich brown, a flash of white, and there he was, bold as day, running over the rocky shore.
I followed his progress as he came towards me, running along the moss covered paving slabs, then diving off into the long dry grasses, leaping and bouncing high, like he was hunting, pouncing.

He was smaller in size than I had imagined a stoat would be, but he more than made up for that in personality.

He came quite close, running out of the grasses and along the slabs again, then leaving the cover of the grass he stopped, suddenly aware of me.
Then I lost him again, but waited patiently and was surprised and delighted when I realised I had been looking too far away, he was right there, before me, in the shadow of the wall.
I grappled for my camera at last, but too late, he was gone again.
I finally caught sight of him sneaking back around the outfall and out of sight.

I waited and watched, thrilled by my brief encounter, hoping to glimpse him once again.
I thought maybe he had gone around the outfall to the other side, so I started walking that way, and sure enough was rewarded by the sight of white paws and a chestnut brown flash and deep black tail bounding away from me, over the short grass and tarmac path and into the rocks of the dam beyond.

There were two people sitting on the pier that reaches out into the reservoir there, both looking that way, they never saw him, it was like he was visible only to me!
He stalked among the rocks and reeds beyond, I stalked him from the path above, catching glimpses as he progressed through the rocks.

A small group of mallard were sleeping on the shore, they woke and took to the water as he passed.

From then it was easy to track him even when I couldn’t see him, because the ducks chased him along the shore from the shallows, a sharp V of beaks and quaking marked his progress.
When he paused so did they, and I also.
Often I raised my camera but he moved so fast, and I was more interested to watch him than focus my camera.

He was so lithe and graceful, so fluid in his movements and so sneaky!

As we neared the end of the dam I thought he might make a break for it across the open grass to the woodland but instead he did a u-turn and gave the hassling ducks the slip, returning the way we had come, further up the bank this time, closer to me.

I watched him stalking like a cat over the rocks, and bounding, then stopping, sometimes a curious face would peep out at me when I thought I had lost him, checking where I was, but he seemed unconcerned that I was following him and went on about his business.

I followed him back to our start point, the people sitting on the pier were gone and he headed out that way, I followed slowly, right to the end, at one point he was no further than 2 meters away from me at the most.

Then he doubled back again and dashed across the grass to the small copse of trees.
I lost him in the dim interior but hung about a while.
The birds knew where he was even if I couldn’t see him, alarm calls were raised and no wonder, because there he was suddenly halfway up a tree!
I think he fancied his chances of a bird snack but they had the measure of him and kept well out of reach.

Then he played along the woodland edge, jumping up onto the raised paving stones and peering down before jumping down out of sight, but then back up again.
I forgot my camera and just took pleasure in his antics.
At last he dashed across the open again and behind a weather beaten metal box that stands on the wall of the outfall. I couldn’t see where he could go from there without me seeing him, there was no cover to either side, but after watching for some while I realised he’d given me the slip.

I was happily resigned to leave him to his hunting, wherever he had gotten too and set off back, but as I went he was there again, where I had originally seen him jumping through the grasses once again.
I sat on the wall to wait and got my camera ready, maybe I would get a chance of a good photo after all.
But just as he was heading out into the open like before a crowd of noisy walkers passed and he shot back into hiding.
I really thought this time he was gone for good, a little disappointed by our encounter cut short in this way I made to leave again.

And there he was bounding along among the rocks beside me again!
I thought he might accompany me all the way back along the dam, or was I accompanying him?

By this time I had been watching him for 30-45 minutes maybe, so many people had passed us by and never seen him, birders and joggers, walkers and more, no one saw him. It was like he was visible only to me!

But then as we walked back along the dam finally someone saw him.

The magic was broken, he wasn’t my stoat anymore, he was the world’s stoat.
He wasn’t an individual, but ‘a’ stoat, an unusual sighting, a note to be made, a comment of interest to be passed along over dinner no doubt.
But they didn’t know him, they only saw him.
They took only superficial delight in the presence of this wonderful and amazing creature who so freely offered them a glimpse into his world if only they would look.
When they could have been watching him, in his world, they only pointed and filled our peaceful world with their chatter, so that he slipped away from them, leaving them only a glimpse and pale memory of his enigmatic self, while they chattered on oblivious and lost him from sight and mind.

I watched him go, I saw him slip away among the rocks and bid him good hunting and thanked him for sharing his world with me, even for just a brief time, thanked him for the memory he left me with which is vivid and beautiful.


A few blurred photos of the fella himself )

12/21/07 03:12 pm - Happy Holidays to ya all!



I put up decorations this year... I made paper chains XD
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12/13/07 04:18 pm - Happy Birthday!

Tis the week of many birthdays!

Today it's Tao n Zen's birthday!
Happy 1st Birthday Guys! X3
check out thier journal to see what they've been up to! *or not rolls eyes* XD"
http://zen-tao.livejournal.com/
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12/5/07 03:33 pm - The Rainbow

The Rainbow

Clouds of contrasting white and grey reach up into the atmosphere.
Below the choppy water reflects, turning thunderous grey.
Rain falls, circles dance across its surface.
The wind roars and the rain is sharp percussion.
Behind me the low sun shines white, the landscape veiled in misty skeins of rain.

Blue sky meets retreating clouds, some solid mass of white, some feathery, some ragged grey.
The rainbow touches the lake in a pool of colour; its reflection reaches out to me.
So close!
I walk beneath its arch, vibrant colour against the dark sky.

Silence after the rain.

The sun reveals the rainbow’s touch, a landscape painted in vibrant greens and rich browns.
A smudge of colour hangs in the sky.
I chase it’s ever retreating form.
Above the volumous clouds march on without me.

10/31/07 05:51 pm - 私のハロウィーン!(My Halloween)

今日はハロウィーンで、よかったです! Today is Halloween, yay! X3 )

10/29/07 03:11 pm - Getting in the spirit of Halloween (pun intended) X3

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/pumpkin_sim.html <-fun X3
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6/8/07 06:07 pm - Sculpture, now with added paint!



More... *image heavy* )
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